In *How to Fu#! Up a Monster*, M.W. BatesI delivers a bold, laugh-out-loud illustrated story that smashes the rules of traditional bedtime books and replaces them with raw humor, tough love, and a powerful message about courage. Set on Valerie Street, the story follows young Nasir, a kid with a brave heart but very real fears, as a relentless monster creeps into his room night after night. When things get too real to handle alone, Nasir calls the one person who never backs down - Grandpa.

What follows is a wildly entertaining, rhyming adventure where wisdom meets grit and humor meets heart. Grandpa doesn't just chase away the monster - he teaches Nasir how to face fear head-on, turning a dark bedtime battle into a moment of strength, connection, and unforgettable family love. Beneath the edgy language and irreverent comedy lies a deeper message: sometimes fear looks bigger than it really is, and sometimes the people who love us the most show up loud, imperfect, and exactly when we need them.

Blending the visual style of a picture book with the voice of unapologetic adult humor, *How to Fu#! Up a Monster* is not your typical children's story - it's an illustrated parody for grown readers who appreciate bold storytelling, emotional authenticity, and humor that refuses to play it safe. Perfect for fans of dark comedy, unconventional family narratives, and illustrated gift books that stand out from the crowd, this story delivers equal parts laughter and heart.

Whether you see it as a humorous battle against the monsters in our minds or a tribute to the fierce protectors in our lives, one thing is certain: this is a bedtime story you won't forget - and definitely not one you've read before.

About the Author

Marc is a proud grandfather and storyteller who knows that the fiercest battles often occur in the dark-under blankets, inside our imaginations, and against the monsters we carry with us. Inspired by a late-night conversation with his grandson about a creature lurking under the bed, Marc turned that moment into a bold, irreverent tale that mixes humor, grit, and love. His writing reminds us that courage can be loud, messy, and full of heart-and that sometimes the best monster-slayer is a grandpa who refuses to let fear win.

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