German Men Sit down to Pee : And Other Insights into German Culture

Welcome to Germany, a country where you should always wait at the red man, show up on time for your wedding, and be extremely suspicious if anyone offers you a doughnut.

German Men Sit Down to Pee is a tongue-in-cheek guide to German culture — the written and unwritten rules Germans live by, and an honest, very funny attempt to make sense of them. Why does mowing your lawn on a Sunday get you an earful from your neighbor, while lying naked in a public park gets you nothing at all?

Whether you're visiting Germany, moving there, dating a German, working with Germans, or you've just always wondered why your German friends are the way they are — this is the field guide you wish you'd had sooner.

Inside you'll learn:

• Why Germans are devoted to rules, punctuality, and the little red man
• The Sunday laws, the naked parks, and the perils of an ill-timed Prost
• How to make friends, date, and work in Germany without accidentally offending anyone
• The faux-pas that instantly mark you as a foreigner — and how to avoid them

Perfect for expats and travelers, and a great gift for anyone moving to Germany, obsessed with all things German, or with a bit of German blood in them.

Scroll up and grab your copy before your next run-in with a German.

James Cave is an Irish writer who has made a career out of being a foreigner. Having lived in Germany, France, Spain, the UK, and Portugal, he's spent years on the receiving end of other countries' unwritten rules—which is roughly how German Men Sit Down to Pee and Other Insights into German Culture, co-written with Niklas Frank, came to exist.
He's since turned that outsider's eye on Portugal, where he runs the relocation site Portugalist and wrote the bestselling Moving to Portugal Made Simple—a considerably more practical book, and one with far fewer jokes about toilets.
He is still, for the record, a committed Sitzpinkler.