How to Get a Cute Wife (Paperback)

Paperback. This book will not get you a wife. Cute or otherwise. No book can, no app can, and no uncle with 'contacts' can though the uncle will certainly try. What this book can do is considerably more valuable and considerably more annoying: it can make you the kind of man for whom the question quietly answers itself. Across 24 chapters, it deploys a suspicious quantity of management gyan SWOT analyses, agile sprints, stakeholder maps (her parents), risk registers (red flags), and one blameless postmortem (your last rejection the most unmanageable project ever attempted: you. It is a selfhelp book that is secretly a management book, a comedy that is secretly sincere, and a title that is secretly a grammar lesson. The last chapter settles the account. Includes a 30day sprint plan. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.