How to Get Healthy According to George (and Voltaire)

Improving your health at any age!

Are you not in the best of health?
Please do not despair!

Sad, lonely, and have no sense of purpose, meaning, or hope in your life?
Please do not despair! (Is the record stuck?)

Have you dreamed of being healthy, active, positive, and alive, since forever?
Well, stop dreaming and come aboard!

Laughter ahead! This highly scholarly (stop laughing—no, don’t) and hilarious book is most definitely for you! And the author promises you that reading this book will most definitely not be like reading your old, boring high school science book or some dry medical textbook. You will have fun reading this book!

And important info! However, despite the abundant levity and laughter throughout, the pages of this book are genuinely filled with exceedingly important information and insight concerning how to become and remain healthier and happier during your journey through the balance of your precious life.

We commence here. The author begins by taking you on a virtual bicycle ride to show the benefits of being alive and well, even if you happen to possess a Medicare Card as he does. Then after informing you how he managed for so many decades to stay healthy (spoiler alert: it wasn’t rocket science; he’s not that smart), he takes you on a rendezvous with reality concerning why so many people are not in the best of health and what lies ahead if changes are not made.

Reality, a Strategy, and a Game Plan. Remaining firmly grounded in the realm of reality, he then lays out a solid strategy and game plan for you to follow to regain and maintain the gratifying benefits of being healthy, appreciative, optimistic, and alive, at least well enough to please George (and Voltaire)!

We are all human. And, no matter who you are, what color your skin is, what nationality you are, or which tax bracket you fall into, we are all human beings, and our bodies all require basically the same essential elements and fundamental activities.

Stop dreaming and come aboard! So, if you have been dreaming of healthier, happier days in your life since forever (or yesterday), come aboard now and set sail toward those most fertile fields and promising pastures of health, hope, and well-being!