Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies?oh My! : A Collection of Funny Short Stories

Welcome to these paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.

This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest paranormal, and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:

• Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
• Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan—and Your Students
• Bite Me
• A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans
• Night of the Living Deadcrumbs
• Zombie Psychology

In all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone.
Sarina Dorie is a published author who has sold over a 150 short stories to markets like Analog, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Daily Science Fiction, and Orson Scott Card’s IGMS. She has won multiple RWA awards for her novels, and has won the Allasso Humor Award and the Penn Cove Literary Award multiple times.

As a child, Sarina Dorie dreamed of being an astronaut/archeologist/fashion designer/illustrator/writer. After years of dedication and hard work, most of Sarina's dreams have come true; in addition to teaching art, she is an author/copywriter/artist/fashion designer/belly dancer/teacher. She has taught English overseas in South Korea and in the JET program in Japan, where she felt like an alien much of the time which inspired numerous stories. She has shown her art internationally and sold illustrations to magazines and currently works as a high school art teacher. Sarina's paranormal romance novel, SILENT MOON, published by Soulmate Publishing, won second place in the Duel on the Delta Contest, second place in the Golden Rose, third place in the Winter Rose Contest and third in the Ignite the Flame Contest. Her alien versus Puritan love story, DAWN OF THE MORNING STAR is to come out next year with Wolfsinger Publications. Her unpublished novel, WRATH OF THE TOOTH FAIRY won first place in the Golden Claddagh and in the Golden Rose contests. She has sold over 90 stories to magazines and anthologies including the Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction (F & SF), Analog, Daily Science Fiction, Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show, Cosmos, and Abyss and Apex to name a few. Now, if only Jack Sparrow asks her to marry him, all her dreams will come true. www.sarinadorie.com