Grandpa's 100 Life Lessons: Stories Worth Telling Twice

A collection of wisdom, wit, and the occasional embarrassing moment*


Introduction

Well now, pull up a chair and get comfortable. Your old Grandpa's got some stories to tell you—exactly one hundred of them, to be precise. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Grandpa, that's a lot of stories." And you're right. But I'm old, I've got time, and you've got a whole life ahead of you that could use a little direction.
These aren't just stories. They're lessons I learned the hard way, so you don't have to. Though knowing you kids, you'll probably try to learn them the hard way anyway. That's fine. Just remember I warned you.
Now let's get started before I forget what number we're on...