Grumpy Old Men : New Year, Same Old Crap

David Quantick

ISBN 10: 0007326378 / ISBN 13: 9780007326372

Published by Harpercollins Publishers Jul 2009, 2009

About this Item

Neuware - Following the phenomenal success of 'Grumpy Old Men', and 'Grumpy Old Men on Holiday', the guru of grump, David Quantick, takes a stand for miserable slobs everywhere against the self-help motivational mafia and keep-fit claptrap. The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch.Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump Well relax, because you're not alone.Do you feel that the best way to cleanse your aura is to have trains that run on time, rather than 'detoxing' with soybean-curd and shots of wheat germ, and that banning novelty mobile phone ring-tones would balance your chakras better than a course of crystal and hot-stones healing If it is an intolerance of other people, rather than glucose, that gives you irritable bowel syndrome, and a gin and tonic soothes your karma better than ginseng and tofu ever could, then this book is for you.Apathetic malcontents unite! It's time to roll up your yoga mats and use as draft excluders, line the cat's litter tray with your organic, macrobiotic muesli, put your feet up on your 'abs-crunching' exercise ball and make only ONE Resolution for the New year: to be grumpier and more bloody miserable than ever.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Grumpy Old Men : New Year, Same Old Crap
• Publisher: Harpercollins Publishers Jul 2009
• Publication Date: 2009
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0007326378
• ISBN 13: 9780007326372
• Binding: Taschenbuch
• Condition: Neu
• Dimensions: 203W x 127H x 12D millimeters 203 millimeters width by 127 millimeters height by 12 millimeters depth
• Weight: 181 grams

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Synopsis

Following the phenomenal success of 'Grumpy Old Men', and 'Grumpy Old Men on Holiday', the guru of grump, David Quantick, takes a stand for miserable slobs everywhere against the self-help motivational mafia and keep-fit claptrap. The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch.

Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone.

Do you feel that the best way to cleanse your aura is to have trains that run on time, rather than "detoxing" with soybean-curd and shots of wheat germ, and that banning novelty mobile phone ring-tones would balance your chakras better than a course of crystal and hot-stones healing?
If it is an intolerance of other people, rather than glucose, that gives you irritable bowel syndrome, and a gin and tonic soothes your karma better than ginseng and tofu ever could, then this book is for you.

Apathetic malcontents unite! It's time to roll up your yoga mats and use as draft excluders, line the cat's litter tray with your organic, macrobiotic muesli, put your feet up on your "abs-crunching" exercise ball and make only ONE Resolution for the New year: to be grumpier and more bloody miserable than ever.

About the Author

David Quantick is script writer for the hugely popular Harry Hill's TV Burp and has co-written on Brasseye and Smack the Pony.