Handle With Magic: A Practical Guide to the Mythical Feminine: For Gentlefolk, Mystics, and Unwitting Suitors of the Elusive Unicorn (Glitterproof Binding Edition)

A unicorn—loosely defined as a rare, radiant, emotionally complex woman with the power to enchant, dismantle, and rebirth entire realities—has entered your life, and now nothing will ever be simple again.

This book is offered humbly, as both a survival guide and a love letter to the ineffable, unpredictable brilliance of unicorns everywhere.

This manual was lovingly compiled by someone who has spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to decode mystical side-eyes, chase feral affection through enchanted forests, and survive conversations that begin with “It’s not a big deal, but...”

Part anthropologist, part poet, part chaos goblin, the author has done the fieldwork—accidentally fell in love with a unicorn, read all her journals, misinterpreted her silences, and lived to write about it.

No formal training in mythical relationship psychology was required.

Just caffeine, empathy, and a willingness to be humbled by magic.