Everyone I Don't Like is Hitler!: A Child's Guide to Political Discussion

Finally, a book that makes shouting down your opponents fun, easy, and educational! In this colorful primer, budding young ideologues will learn the most important rule of modern discourse: no matter the topic - climate change, immigration, or who gets the last cookie - if someone disagrees, they're obviously Hitler.

Packed with rhymes, silly drawings, and handy illustrations showing how to turn literally anything into proof of fascism, this guide will equip readers with essential skills like:

• How to win arguments without facts.
• Why logic is overrated.
• When to yell "Nazi!" (Hint: always).
• Turning minor inconveniences into full-blown genocides.

Perfect for ages 6 to 96, this delightful manual ensures that instead of debating, you can dismiss, defame, and declare victory - all while feeling morally superior. Because when every disagreement ends with Hitler, you never have to lose. Bonus: try to guess each fallacy!