Hunting for Lawyers: A Modest Proposal

The breeding and feeding frenzy of lawyers has created an overpopulation crisis that threatens their very existence.

Don't smile, their downfall will be painful if we, as environmentalists and animal lovers, don't act. Compassionately, we must develop a hunting season to reduce the herds to manageable levels.

Many, are most anxious to help. This "modest proposal" will guide us to the ultimate solution. Includes hunting regulations, how to become a big game lawyer hunter, Tracking-Trolling-Baiting techniques, Lawyer Gladiator Games, Trophy Mounting, and much more.

Marcus Meleton is well known for his satire, Comic Books, and humor/relationship books. He's drawn appearances nationally on Geraldo, Montel Williams, Leeza, and Playboy Channel.

Coverage of his books include USA Today, Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Mens Fitness Magazine, Maxim, Dallas Morning News, San Francisco Examiner, Complete Woman Magazine, Publishers Weekly, Orange County Register, Fort Worth Morning Star, and Washington Times.

Marcus has been interviewed on over a 1,000 radio shows internationally including England, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, New Zealand, and Japan.

Meleton's background is wildly varied. He was raised in Louisiana (Shreveport, New Orleans, and Lafayette). Marcus has a degree in Computer Science from the University of Louisiana (a degree known for its rabid womanizers). He has an MBA from the University of Georgia. Employment encompasses Air Force Officer in the Pentagon, Washington DC. He worked as Editor of Home Business Magazine in Orange County, CA and over 20 years in the Aerospace industry in Dallas Texas (Texas Instruments), Anaheim (Rockwell International), Irvine CA (Panasonic Avionics). He currently has settled into real estate investment consulting in Houston, TX. His books include Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, Hunting For Lawyers, Pete the P.O.'d Postal Worker and The Adventures of Liberal Man. Marcus is married to Marjorie and has four children (Brittany, Marcus III, Cole, and Anneleigh).