Interview You: Who Do You Think You Are? Format: Paperback

?Tonight! On the couch with yours truly for the first ever world exclusive in depth interview with you. In this stunningly intimate and revealing feature you finally answer the questions that your public have been gasping like a shower of mackerel to ask.

Patrick Potter is a tax exile living in the notorious pirate free port of Hastings. Like many who have too much book learning and too little common sense, he has taken to writing things on a rickety old Macbook that he expects others to read. Were it not for the charity of his wife and daughter he would be destitute within weeks. He has written many fine coffee table books, some of which have even sold copies and been translated into several languages. He especially likes ranting about art, superculture, subculture and generally espousing a vile brand of pseudo journalistic 'comedy' banter. File under 'post hipster dad'.