Jailhouse Cooking: The Poor Mans Guide To Cooking

Who needs to buy this book? This book is for those pathetic individuals who, before reading and following the easy-to-follow directions in this book, had trouble preparing even a box of macaroni & cheese without someone standing right there behind them every step of the way. It is all about confidence. After you follow these simple recipes and you begin to get those compliments, then, like my students, you too will want to cook something special for your girlfriend, boyfriend, mom, dad, wife, husband or children. HEY!! You need to buy this book for your...1) Son. 2) Girlfriends, you need to buy this book for your honeybuns. 3) Soon-to-be-wives, you need to buy this book for your soon-to-be-husbands. 4) Children, you need to buy this book for your dad (so you will not go hungry whenever mom is not going to be home tonight and it is dad's turn to cook)

William Tribelliis a Certified Executive Chef, a Certified Culinary Educator by the American Culinary Federation, and a Certified Business Consultant by the Rhode Island Small Business Development Center. He also sits on the Board of Directors for the Rhode Island Hospitality & Tourism Association Educational Foundation. He became a teacher in a juvenile correctional facility in 1993 and has been there ever since. William A Tribelli has one brother and three sisters. He was born in December of 1955 into a family of teachers. He states that, if this book becomes a success, he intends to write Jailhouse Cooking II', another cookbook, where he expects to, as Emeril would say, 'step it up a notch.' He plans next to co-write TIPS, a book about some very colorful 'front of the house' employees that work in a very well-known restaurant. What is important is that they are men! Adult men! Mature fully-grown and professional men! Beer drinking, whiskey sucking, gambling, sex-starved, flatulating, swindling, degenerate pirates who sail around the dining room cursing and plotting on how to maximize their profits (the almighty tip). What these men will do to ensure proper service is hilarious. It's gross, it's indecent, and yet it's suave. However, a critically important point is that these front-of-the housemen are very responsible, caring, and loving fathers and husbands. However, the very moment that these fine men put that uniform on, a very powerful occult-like transformation begins. Those black patches begin to hover over their eyes. They draw their swords out and they enter the field of battle. Once they enter the dining room, or a better name for it might be the coliseum, where these gladiators begin to compete in their fight to the finish. And what are they competing for? THE TIPS.