The Keyholder's Apprentice: A Hilariously Twisted Fantasy SpoofBook One in the World of Rock SeriesBy Derek M Cartwright
Teleportation. Telepathy. Televised duels in corsets. Just another day on the planet Rock.After a night of one-too-many pints, three friends stumble into a portal and vanish to another world. Johnny, the last to leap, arrives just 24 hours later—only to discover he's a full year behind. Welcome to Rock: a fantastical, dysfunctional dimension where music isn’t just life—it’s a lethal, soul-stealing addiction.
Armed with sarcasm, a stolen jetpack, and questionable telepathic powers, Johnny sets off on a rescue mission across a world gone mad. Along the way, he tangles with flying vampire banshees, witches who are bitches, a Queen with a flair for Jane Austen cosplay, an undead Doctor Death, drag queens with royal secrets, and the Rock Gods themselves - musclebound megastars whose killer concerts literally suck your soul.
As the world teeters on the edge of apocalyptic absurdity, Johnny must rally a ragtag rebellion of misfits, orphans, and glitter-slinging rebels for the ultimate showdown: a
Battle of the Bands where the fate of an entire planet will be decided by pop songs, pride parades, and one very badly dressed king.
A riotous mix of Terry Pratchett-style satire, Douglas Adams-level absurdity, and classic rock nostalgia, The Keyholder's Apprentice is a laugh-out-loud comic fantasy about friendship, freedom, and fighting fascism with glitter.Perfect for fans of:
- Comic fantasy & humorous sci-fi
- Parodies & satire with heart
- Genre-bending adventures full of chaotic fun
- Spoofs of rock culture, royalty, and revolution
Grab your air guitar and hold on tight. Planet Rock awaits—and it’s totally off its head.