Knot Safe for Shore Leave (Paperback)

Serena Woodbridge

ISBN 13: 9798297416321

Published by Independently Published, 2025

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Paperback. "Knot Safe for Shore Leave" - 100 Nautical Jokes for the Grown-Up Sailor. This is no collection of squeaky-clean dad jokes. These are salty, rum-soaked, dockside tales in punchline form - sharp enough to cut a mooring line and witty enough to make a yacht club chuckle into their gin. Inside, you'll find: Sea-worthy sarcasm about leaky hulls, unpredictable weather, and the fine art of "creative navigation."Innuendo-laced humor on love, lust, and life between ports - with knots both literal and suggestive. Darkly relatable truths about the romance of sailing. and the bills, bruises, and bar tabs that come with it.Barroom wisdom from captains, first mates, and questionable deckhands who all agree the boat will break, the beer will warm, and the wind will change - but that's half the fun. Think of it as a boozy night in the galley with old shipmates: a little bit brash, a little bit philosophical, and always ready to toast "fair winds and following seas" with a wink. Whether you're a bluewater veteran or just a landlubber with a taste for mischief, these jokes are your passport to the wilder side of nautical life - where the anchor's heavy, the rope's coiled tight, and nothing is ever entirely on course. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Knot Safe for Shore Leave (Paperback)
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Publication Date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798297416321
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: new

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Synopsis

⚓ “Knot Safe for Shore Leave” — 100 Nautical Jokes for the Grown-Up Sailor. This is no collection of squeaky-clean dad jokes. These are salty, rum-soaked, dockside tales in punchline form — sharp enough to cut a mooring line and witty enough to make a yacht club chuckle into their gin. Inside, you’ll find:Sea-worthy sarcasm about leaky hulls, unpredictable weather, and the fine art of “creative navigation.”Innuendo-laced humor on love, lust, and life between ports — with knots both literal and suggestive. Darkly relatable truths about the romance of sailing… and the bills, bruises, and bar tabs that come with it.Barroom wisdom from captains, first mates, and questionable deckhands who all agree the boat will break, the beer will warm, and the wind will change — but that’s half the fun. Think of it as a boozy night in the galley with old shipmates: a little bit brash, a little bit philosophical, and always ready to toast “fair winds and following seas” with a wink. Whether you’re a bluewater veteran or just a landlubber with a taste for mischief, these jokes are your passport to the wilder side of nautical life — where the anchor’s heavy, the rope’s coiled tight, and nothing is ever entirely on course.