You Know Your Life is a Soap Opera If.
Language: English
Published by Hyperion, 2007
- Hardcover
- Used
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Good condition. Good dust jacket. A copy that has been read but remains intact. May contain markings such as bookplates, stamps, limited notes and highlighting, or a few light stains.
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- Title
- You Know Your Life is a Soap Opera If.
- Author
- Waggett, Gerry
- Publisher
- Hyperion
- Publication year
- 2007
- Condition
- Good
- Dust jacket
- Dust Jacket Included
- Binding
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1401302920
- ISBN 13
- 9781401302924
Everyone knows soaps arent real life. Or are they Just in time for gift-giving season, here is You Know Your Life Is a Soap Opera If . . . Fast, funny, and far from implausible, this charming little book shares all the truisms soap fans will recognize from their favorite storylines -- and from life. Things like:
--Everybody has secrets. Everybody else knows them.
--Be kind to strangers. They are likely to be your family.
--No former spouse ever really dies.
--Never talk to yourself -- some scheming bitch will overhear and use it against you.
--If you marry for money again and again, it wont buy you happiness -- but you will have a great wardrobe.
--Dont reject a man because he's evil -- he could develop into a (smoldering, enigmatic, and/or brooding) romantic hero.
--Youd be robbing yourself of the full courtroom experience if you were not threatened with contempt at least once.
--Okay, the church burned down, the cake exploded, and your father was arrested for embezzlement while walking you down the aisle . . . Stop crying like this is the only wedding youre ever going to have.
Filled with knowing asides and the affection that comes with an intimate knowledge of the genre, it's sure to top soap opera fans wish list.
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