Mother Goose,
Ver farblondjet!* Aesop? You're not fooling anyone. Brothers Grimm? Goniffs.** You didn't create the fairy tale--we did (The Chosen People) thousands of years ago, to keep the kids quiet when we were running from Pharoah.
Here are all your favorite classic fairy tales as they're supposed to be told:
Goldie's Lox and the Three Bagels
Rumpleforeskin
Snow Whitefish and the Seven Dwarfkins
The Three Little Chazzers
Jake and Mr. Bienstock
Pushkin Boots
The Ugly Schmuckling
And more!
* Get lost
** Thieves
Jeffrey and Lila Dubinsky is the pseudonym for NY Times bestselling novelist Jeff Rovin, author of more than 100 books, including DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THIS JOKE AT WORK (Berkley/2007) and Tom Clancy's Op Center series. He is also the co-author, with Adam West, of West's 1994 bestselling biography Back to the Bat Cave. He has served as a creative consultant for DC Comics, Scholastic magazine, and the TV shows Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight. He has also written for both Cracked and Mad magazines. He lives in New York City.