Life is a Locker Room

Wherever you go – the pitch, the boardroom, or the bar – you’ll meet the same characters.

The loud one. The quiet one. The clever one. The joker. The genius. The dickhead.

Life Is a Locker Room is a brutally honest and heartfelt look at what it really means to be part of a team. Written by a failed footballer turned business leader, it blends dressing room banter with boardroom truth, proving that leadership isn’t about titles or tactics… it’s about people.

Across eighteen relatable, witty, and occasionally lump-in-throat chapters, he breaks down every type you’ll ever play or work with – from The Shouter to The Philosopher – and reveals the magic that happens when you stop trying to change people and start understanding them.

It’s a love letter to the madness of teams and a reminder that if you can survive the locker room, you can handle anything life throws at you.

“You’ll know them all, and you’ll meet them again – in every job, every team, every pub. Learn from them, laugh with them, and for God’s sake… check if you’re the Dickhead before anyone else does.”