The Life of a Redneck Woman

This book is about rednecks. Some of it is about a hard life and some of it is funny. Like the time my sisters gave me a permanent and made me look like a Brillo pad and the time my mother-in-law stepped on a package of mustard and the time that she got her new teeth stuck together with chewing gum. There was the time dad came home drunk and threw his teeth and the dog got them and ran.

I am a sixty two year old woman who loves life. They say that you can take the girl out of the country but you can?t take the country out of the girl. This is not true, I am nothing like I was as a redneck. I learned that if you dream it and believe it you can achieve it.I love the poem that says life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather to skid in broadside. Throughly used up totally worn out and proclaiming WOW what a ride I want to go out as I lived life throughly enjoying life.