You Don't Look Artistic: Subheader: Words and Images to Feed Your Brain Hole

There's art, there's games, it's a coloring book, it's a book of bedtime stories. What the f*ck is it? Even we don't know.

Featuring:

The mythical escaping goats of bear mountain

Disembodied, uh, body parts

An all-new, never-before-seen set of Zodiac ciphers*

Love poems...kinda

Gratuitous use of fonts (it's "art")

What would you do when an eccentric (possibly mad-scientist) editor asks you for your best work for a new publication? Tell him you lost it in the great hard-drive crash of aught-nine, of course. Then send him whatever is sitting around on your desk right then. Obviously.

Featuring some of the semi-best art by Christen Wilkerson, Senia Rodriguez and Nate Butler. We've curated a completely irreverent selection of their work for the pleasure of your right brain. Get out your 64-pack of crayons, because you get to color them in!

Words by Rev. Tweed Jefferson, author of the Rockstar Nobody series. If you like hypothetical drugs, music and murder, you should read them.