Man Walks Into a Bar 3: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. What kind of cheese can hide a horse? Mascarpone. What about the red ship and the purple ship that collided at sea? Over one hundred sailors were marooned. Did you hear about the paranoid vegetarian? He always feared the wurst. A blonde Essex girl walked into a bar with an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman, and started to change the lightbulb. The barman asked, 'Is this some kind of joke?'. This is the third in the bestselling series of hilarious joke books - packed full of every kind of joke to make you laugh until your sides split. From elephants to mothers-in-law, priests to chickens, 'knock knock' to 'doctor, doctor' and much more besides, "A Man Walks into a Bar 3" contains over 2,500 great new gags. Even Queen Victoria would be amused.

Jonathan Swan is Her Majesty's joke laureate. In times of great national feeling it is his job to record the sentiments of the country in a limerick or blonde joke.