Mashed (Paperback)

Paperback. In a sacred field divided by two warring spiritual tribes-the earthy, tradition-bound Dirtlings and the glitter-cloaked, body-positive Radiants-young Totty finds herself torn between inherited faith and self-discovery. The Dirtlings believe in purity through boiling and peeling. The Radiants celebrate queerness, light, and the holiness of chosen identity. When Totty stirs the metaphorical pot with a question-"What if I want both?"-a buried prophecy awakens.As tensions rise over sacred salt, forbidden aioli, and brunch-time gospel duels, a divine figure named Crispus emerges from the Sacred Pot to remind everyone of what was planted long ago: shared truth. What follows is a mythical, hilarious, and heartwarming spiritual mash-up where glitter meets gravy and no one leaves the table unchanged.Blending satire, sacred storytelling, and queer liberation theology, A Mashed Novel is a radiant allegory about identity, community, and the holiness of becoming whole. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…