Men Are from Wallets

Men Are from Wallets. A Funny Dating Book for Women (and Brave Men) Who Want Emotional Intelligence, Situation-ship Survival, and Ghosting Closure—with Laughs, Sass & Strategy

Are you ready for modern dating humor with wise emotional intelligence?
Want a funny dating book that helps you spot the gold-digger versus snack-enthusiast line, decode bread crumbing, and survive situation-ships without losing your spark?

Welcome to Men Are from Wallets — the dazzling, strategy-packed, self‑help–meets–humor guide written to help you:

😏 Laugh at red flags instead of crying in your car

Discover the glossary of red flags you thought were cute: the “I don’t do labels” guy, the voice‑note‑only tile of emotional unavailability. Learn to laugh when your heart hits “overdraft.”

😎 Survive a situation-ship and come out sassier

From ambiguous “Let’s see where it goes” guys to charmers who Venmo you for coffee post-breakup, this situation-ship survival guide has your back. It’s emotional strategy with a side of schadenfreude.

💌 Learn emotional intelligence in relationships — with edge

Build up your emotional IQ while refusing to neuter your personality. Flirt with intent, set velvet‑covered boundaries, and make men want to chase your vibe (while you quietly hold the chase radar).

👑 Find your funny in the breakdown

Whether you got ghosted, led on, or accidentally ended up back on Hinge, this humorous breakup book helps you heal with laughter, reclaim your worth, and joke about your own Tinder tragedies.

🎯 What You’ll Get Inside:

• Outrageous historical tales: Eve didn’t eat that Apple of Eden just for the fruit.

• Real-life stories: women who dated up, leveled up, and turned charm into a career.

• Psychology packed with jokes: gaslight-gatekeep-girl-boss rituals explained.

• Mystery inserts: witches, ghosting Goddesses—romance meets magical charges.

• Confessions from both sides: men who Venmo’d for closure, women who ghosted gently.

• Strategic quizzes: Are you using, vibing, or being used?

• Fake reviews from confused men (hilarious), and tongue‑in‑cheek “Dating App Terms & Conditions.”

• Handy extras: “Texts you should never have sent” vs. what you should’ve, bonus manifestos for men & women, and credit-card roulette in real-life romance.

💡 Why You'll Love It

• It’s the perfect funny dating book for women: relatable, laugh-out-loud, and empowering.

• It’s great for men too — a witty dating advice for men humor guide so they can finally get it.

• You’ll gain emotional intelligence in relationships without sounding like a self-help pamphlet.

• It’s a modern dating humor book with refreshing realism — no clichés, just chaotic truth.

🥂 Bonus Perks:

• Leave with a glow of self‑respect (and maybe an invoice for emotional labor).

• Learn the art of strategic flirting and closing with fabulous closure.

• Swap heartbreak for humor—because healing doesn’t have to be boring.

You’ve been bread crumbed. Ghosted. Situation-ship’d.
Now, turn the tables—with clarity, confidence, and comedy.

Men Are from Wallets is your laugh‑out‑loud strategist, personal hype coach, and emotional filter—all in one sparkly package.

If you’ve ever paid for sushi or questioned a “vibe” this is your book.

Join the strategic squad.
Swipe right on your emotional intelligence.
And get ready to date smarter—with sass, sparkle, and strategies that stick.

📌 Grab your copy today—because self-respect never goes out of style, and ghosting very much should.