Synopsis
A twisted coffee table book or bathroom reader from the dark and wacky mental recesses of a creative dude.Hundreds, sometimes thousands, of random and quirky thoughts flit through our little brains everyday. Sparked by the intricate firing synapses making up our grey matter, these fleeting impressions appear and are instantly absorbed into the mental æther, often without being noticed. But sometimes, we allow those thoughts to surface long enough to be recognized as the hidden gems, to be considered fully, cherished, and/or adored in guilty terror, such as these:"I wonder if feline is best served with a white wine or a red? Maybe beer?""I bet every single one of you jack munches are just sick figments of my overactive, sadomasochistic imagination. It's the only possible explanation."Scott E. Pond has been collecting his random thoughts and observations and posting them (for the enjoyment of the masses) on social media for the last six years. Mental Graffiti contains the best of the best, hand selected for you for this volume. Enjoy!"Scott Pond is my spiritual guru, and this book is his bible-thing." - Scott Sigler, New York Times best-selling author of ALIVE"Dear Hallmark: If you are looking for someone to launch your deranged line of cards, look no further than Scott Pond." - Mur Lafferty, winner of the John W. Campbell Award
About the Author
An artist, graphic designer, humorist, photographer, and author from Derry, New Hampshire, Scott E. Pond has his hands in so many creative outlets and projects that it's surprising he can even sleep some days. Honestly, most days he doesn't. Scott is the owner proprietary of Scott E. Pond Designs, LLC (a freelance graphic design and creative services company) and Darker Reality Studios, LCC (a small press indie publishing company). His creative designs have been seen gracing the works of: New York Times Bestselling author Scott Sigler; Parsec Award winning author Paul E. Cooley; award winning novelist and screenwriter Matt Wallace; Campbell Award winning author Mur Lafferty; prolific author Jake Bible; Sue Baiman; Scott Roche; M. Jandreau; Doc Coleman; Escape Artists audio fiction; and many, many others. For more information about current/upcoming projects, please visit http: //scottpond.com To subscribe to his newsletter, please visit http: //scottpond.com To stalk Scott on social media: Twitter: ScottEPond Facebook: scottepond Google+: +scottpond To contact Scott: Email: scott@scottpond.com
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