How to Miserably Fail in Relationships and in Life: A step-by-step guide to getting love wrong — so you can finally get it right.

Most relationship books tell you what to do. This one hands you the failure manual instead: the emotional baggage worth overpacking, the fantasies worth defending to the death, the proven techniques for turning a small disagreement into a scorched-earth campaign. Follow its advice to the letter and you'll be miserable in record time. Read it with one eyebrow raised, and you might just catch yourself mid-pattern — and laugh long enough to change.