Mock the Week: Next Year's Book 2010: All-new Scenes We'd Like to See

From the makers of the bestselling "Mock the Week: This Year's Book" comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: Unlikely Things to Read on the Back of a Book: "Incredibly moving, the book of the year". (Whizzer and Chips). Bad Things to Hear in Hospital: 'Can you feel that? You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Sh*t, the doctor's here'. Unlikely Things to Read in a Romance Novel: It was love at first sight - she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat. Unlikely Board Game Instructions: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept. Unlikely Things to Hear on a PA System: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button'.

Dan Patterson is the creator and producer of Mock the Week, Whose Line is it Anyway? and Room 101. Now in its eighth year, Mock the Week is the biggest comedy show on BBC2, regularly drawing 8 million viewers every week and making stars of Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard.