A Modern Mentality for Mating

To me, the universal search to find love is undeniable. How many people across the world are in a relationship? How many people across the world want to be in a relationship but they're not in one? Add those two numbers up and, yeah, big numbers. Some people fantasize about finding the "perfect" companion, and that fantasy often carries over to the afterlife. Why does finding a companion, and maintaining happiness in a relationship seem difficult? If I said that I had the answer for every relationship problem out there, would you believe me? What if I could prove it? Due to my promiscuous past, I've experienced every type of woman that you can think of. Rich, poor, educated, ignorant, young, mature, hot, not, short, tall, big, small, I've had them all. I've built up an eclectic outlook on intimacy. After being exposed to a variety of trials and tribulations that a human can experience within the realm of love, I figured out the formula to one of the hardest equations of all time.