Title: The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book: Over 500 One-Liners, Quips, Jokes and Tall Tales
Publisher: Symphony Publishing LLC
Publication Date: 2004
Language: English
ISBN 10: 0972070222
ISBN 13: 9780972070225
Binding: Paperback
Condition: New

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(Book). This book is the perfect resource for program notes, concert spiels, to kill time while the bass player tunes up, or just for fun! This most complete collection of humor about and for musicians includes one-liners and jokes ranging from Chopin to Lennon, Gillespie to Presley. A must-have for every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, and person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it.

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Kevin Mitchell is vice president and a principal engineer with Kenexis. He has more than 20 years of experience in risk management, process safety, and instrumented safeguards. Mr. Mitchell has been involved in hundreds of projects covering such diverse operations as oil and gas production, petroleum refining, petrochemical, specialty chemical and general manufacturing. Mr. Mitchell specializes in state-of-the-art assessment of toxic, flammable, and explosive hazards. He is an expert in the field of safety instrumented system and fire and gas system design. He uses risk assessment and cost-benefit analysis to assist in making engineering and business decisions. Mr. Mitchell is a licensed professional engineer in the state of Ohio. He is a member of the ISA84 standards committee and the associated working group that produced the ISA technical reports on performance-based fire and gas system engineering.

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