I'll Never Make Parole

Every wonder what it's like to work in a prison? Join the fun on this rollicking journey of one woman's experiences as she traverses through scanners, lockdowns, segregation, and a variety of exasperating decisions made by the Powers That Be. If the terms confuse you, just turn immediately to the dictionary at the end for instant laughs. You are not only in for a delighful treat, but will also find an undercurrent of serious concerns regarding system decisions made without consideration for those working in the trenches. While based on real experiences, the book is, nevertheless, fiction. The stories range from a ridiculous filing system to lack of programs for inmates, to warehousing and the everyday frustrations of prison work.

I have written most of my life. While still a pre-schooler, I once got in trouble for scribbling in the back of a book. I continued writing throughout school, working on high school and college newspapers, and eventually getting a BA in journalism and creative writing. I have worked as a newspaper writer and editor, as well as a variety of other jobs, such as a substitute teacher, college instructor, and even an Avon saleslady. Currently I hold two master degrees and am a Licensed Professional Counseler and Licensed Addictions Counselor, and have worked in a private prison. Currently I work for a community health clinic as a Behavioral Health Therapist. I love to read, favorites being Tony Hillerman, Henning Mankill and Patrick Taylor, as well as Steve Barry. I love music, current favorites being Celtic Thunder and Josh Groban. My pride and joy are my four children and five grandchildren. I reside in Southeast Colorado, where I continue to write. My current burning desire is a trip to Ireland. Special thank you to my sister, Sandy, for encouraging me to follow her path to Smashwords.