Synopsis
Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid was created as satire to teach men how to become the disaster women crave. Marcus Meleton, the author, interviewed men who magnetically attracted women but had no discerning aspects that made it obvious why. He targeted men who were not particularly good looking, had no obvious employment future or hanging on in college with little hope of graduating, no money to speak of, certainly not famous outside of womanizing, and in some cases owned no form of transportation. On the opposite side, Marcus interviewed and observed women describe poor relationships they were caught in. The resulting humor was not only fun but has been so effective, Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid, is now in its 3rd edition, and 4th printing as the dominant reference for men attempting to make sense of the opposite sex in an age when Luigi Mangione is considered Swoon-worthy. The most recent Nice Guys edition was kicked up a notch due to feedback requesting information more applicable to the life of the average dateless nice guy. We are in an age when men, especially young men are pushed to the side. Men are “toxic,” depicted as ignorant fathers in TV shows, our schools design classes with women in mind, and movies show small women do beat downs on large men. If you point this out you are “man-splaining”, misogynist, anti-woman, and behind the times. If you are a traditional “gentleman”, your show of respect is perceived as seeing women as inferior. Yet even in this time the Bad Boy is timeless and still rules. Although Nice Guys is designed for men who fail to attract women, women frustrated with the men they attach themselves to who read the book dropped the boyfriend permanently. He was no longer a mystery to unveil; he was merely a standard jerk diagramed in the book. Written satirically, Nice Guys breaks down practices utilized by Toxic Men and self-centered Jerks worldwide. A groom bought a set for the single groomsmen in his wedding who were perpetually used as door mats by women. Women bought the book for friends stuck with disasterous dead-end-men who won’t listen to her friends. How many women have we seen move in with a man who “doesn’t believe in marriage”. Years go by, she gets close to 40, he moves out, marries a younger woman in less than 6 months with baby on the way. Christmas is coming and birthdays go by with this book perfect as a gift for someone you know. Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid Includes the Bad Boy Ten Commandments and translation guides to decipher quotes from what women says, to what they actually mean. The philosophy is based on supply and demand. Males must supply what women demand. Don’t be what women say they want, you must model yourself after men that women choose. Satire works, only if there is truth behind it. That explains why a college level sociology course made Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid, required reading. It explains why the author was requested to present at the National Mensa convention. As intelligent as Mensa men are, determining what women desire can be an insurmountable problem to resolve, especially if logic is used to attempt a resolution. Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid explains the attraction of every famous man known to have major flaws, yet attracted women. That goes for today and for ages before; Marlon Brando, Bill Clinton, Jeffrey Epstein, Leo Decaprio, P Diddy, Ellen DeGeneres, Luigi Mangione, and the Menendez Brothers. Most would assume no woman would get anywhere near because their reputation proceeds them. Why bring this up? Because then it is not so hard to believe that women will flock to a jobless, drug addicted loser, with a trail of broken women but is the life of the party. He has women waiting to be next while the vast majority of single men around him have to fight for their life to get one to show interest. You will be shocked to learn The Guaranteed Way to Get Love Letters from Women You Don’t Know. Find out why Confidence without merit is THE secret skill mastered by inferior bad boys. Marcus Meleton has been a guest on close to 2,000 thousand radio interviews internationally (USA, Canada, Japan, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, England, and South Africa). He has appeared nationally on television; Geraldo, Montel, Leeza Gibbons and others as well as local television nationwide. Print media went from coast to coast from the Los Angeles Times to the New York Times and dozens of others in between. The author himself says he was affected by the research and publishing of Nice Guys, saying “My life would be vastly different if not for this book. It was like I unintentionally practiced what I humorously was preaching. From concept to today, I transitioned from Nice Guy or Eunuch, as I prefer to term it, to Bad Boy. Ultimately ending that stage when I stole a woman from her boyfriend that ended in me getting bagged, tagged, married, now with four children. I could not be happier given that was what I had wanted before getting jaded by the mating ritual I was such a failure at.
About the Author
Marcus Meleton is known internationally for his satire and humor. His books are Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid and Hunting For Lawyers. He also developed two comic book series, Pete the P.O.’d Postal Worker and The Adventures of Liberal Man, both of which were release as bound books along with a children’s book, Pete the P.O.’d Postal Worker. Marcus is in high demand for interviews for his satire on relationships and politics. He’s been interviewed on over a close to 2,000 radio shows internationally including US, England, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Japan. His Nice Guys book was translated and released in Greek. It became part of required reading for college level Sociology courses. Most surprisingly Meleton was invited to speak on the Nice Guy subject at the National Mensa convention in Los Angeles. Turns out, as smart as these people are, women are still an unsolved equation. Coverage of his books includes Los Angeles Times, New York Times, National Lampoon, USA Today, Mens Fitness Magazine, Maxim, Dallas Morning News, San Francisco Examiner, Complete Woman Magazine, Publishers Weekly, Orange County Register, Fort Worth Morning Star, and Washington Times. He has appeared nationally on Geraldo, Montel Williams, Leeza, Playboy Channel and several local television appearances. Meleton’s background is wildly varied. He obtained a degree in Computer Science (a degree known for rabid womanizers) from the University of Louisiana, an MBA from the University of Georgia. He worked his way through college as a cop before getting stationed in the Pentagon, Washington DC as an Air Force Officer. From there is 30 years in the Aerospace industry including Rockwell International, Panasonic Avionics, and Texas Instruments. Marcus was Editor of Home Business Magazine and now devotes his time to Investment and Residential Real Estate. Practicing what he preaches, Marcus transitioned from Nice Guy to Bad Boy before being bagged and tagged (RIP - married with four children)
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