Now Go the F to Sleep. (Paperback)

K. Warren Duff

ISBN 13: 9798293477104

Published by Independently Published, 2025

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Paperback. The Only Bedtime Story That Gets It.Tired of tiptoeing out of a room, only to hear "I'm thirsty!" five minutes later? Welcome to your new favorite "children's book." "Go the Fk to Sleep"** is the brutally honest, hilariously profane, and painfully relatable lullaby for every parent who's ever wanted to scream into a pillow.Beneath its charming storybook rhymes and gentle illustrations lies the raw truth of bedtime battles. This isn't for your kids-it's a love letter to your sanity. With poetic profanity and tender rage, it captures the nightly war of attrition between parent and child, escalating from hopeful whispers to full-blown existential crises.Whether you're reading it after your tiny human finally crashes, or gifting it to your equally exhausted friends, this book is a comforting reminder: you're not alone. And yes, they will eventually close their eyes. Just not tonight. Probably. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Now Go the F to Sleep. (Paperback)
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Publication Date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798293477104
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: new

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Synopsis

The Only Bedtime Story That Gets It.

Tired of tiptoeing out of a room, only to hear "I'm thirsty!" five minutes later? Welcome to your new favorite "children's book." "Go the Fk to Sleep"** is the brutally honest, hilariously profane, and painfully relatable lullaby for every parent who's ever wanted to scream into a pillow.

Beneath its charming storybook rhymes and gentle illustrations lies the raw truth of bedtime battles. This isn't for your kids—it's a love letter to your sanity. With poetic profanity and tender rage, it captures the nightly war of attrition between parent and child, escalating from hopeful whispers to full-blown existential crises.

Whether you're reading it after your tiny human finally crashes, or gifting it to your equally exhausted friends, this book is a comforting reminder: you're not alone. And yes, they will eventually close their eyes. Just not tonight. Probably.