Nurse Because Badass Isn't An Official Job Title | A Raunchy, Snarky, Funny Coloring Book For Nurses (Fun Puzzle And Activity Books For Hardworking Nurses)

★ Hey Nurses - are you stressed out, overwhelmed and tired? Are your coworkers driving you nuts? Are you sick of documentation? Are you looking for an unfiltered but acceptable way to blow off steam? ★

Relax with this funny, snarky and somewhat raunchy coloring book for Badass Nurses. It is designed to make you laugh, get creative and release some pent up overwhelm in a positive and creative way.

• Coloring the creative, funny, sometimes intricate, and all too familiar nurse expressions and designs is enjoyable, comforting, and a great way to relieve stress, burnout and overwhelm
• The coloring pages, filled with nurse designs and expressions, are backed by framed blank pages for you to use to color, write, doodle, and sketch
• The book would make a fantastic stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, graduation present, birthday present, or gift for a coworker or any hardworking nurse that you know – including yourself
• Giving yourself or a loved one a fun way to express creativity keeps the brain fit and nimble, encourages creative thought and planning and can help to dissipate stress and anxiety
• The coloring book is fun, a terrific vehicle to express yourself and would make a wonderful thank you, coworker, holiday, and birthday present, and a great stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift.

What you get:

• Fifty-four coloring designs, some intricate, some raunchy, each with a totally relatable saying that nurses will definitely understand
• Fifty-four framed blank pages for additional journaling, sketching and doodling
• Glossy front and back covers which show examples of some of the interior black and white designs
• Some of the expressions incorporated into the designs are:
  • If you’re happy and you know it, it’s your meds
  • Sarcasm – I sprinkle that shit on everything
  • Shut your pie hole
  • What happens at the station stays at the nurses’ station
  • Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
  • Stuff it, asswipe
  • Don’t mess with me – I get paid to stab people
  • I’m not sarcastic – I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking
  • Hi. I’m your nurse. What stupid thing did you do?
  • I see more private parts than a hooker
  • 175 ml ETOH PO TID PRN Stress. It’s a nurse thing.
  • Yes, I’m a nurse. No, I don’t want to see it.
  • Crap happens
  • Fixin’ cuts and stickin’ butts
  • Best smartass nurse ever.
• The interior black and white coloring designs are printed on 8.5 x 11-inch white pages backed by framed blank pages to help avoid bleed through from crayons, pens, pencils and markers
• The framed blank pages can be used for capturing thoughts, ideas, doodles or anything you wish.

✓ Sound good? Buy a copy today for yourself or as a present for other nurses. Keep several on hand to have for last minute gifts.