Obsess Much?: A Neurotic Vampire's Tale
Roxby, Robert; Hall, Brandi Leigh
Language: English
Published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, 2015
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- Title
- Obsess Much?: A Neurotic Vampire's Tale
- Author
- Roxby, Robert; Hall, Brandi Leigh
- Publisher
- Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
- Publication year
- 2015
- Condition
- Good
- Dust jacket
- No Jacket
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1511708298
- ISBN 13
- 9781511708296
- Item weight
- 0.7 pounds
Forget everything you know about Therapy—and Vampires—as you peek inside the broken mind of an Immortal with more issues than TV Guide.
Meet Dr. Conor O’Malley.
Snarky.
Deliciously broody.
A bit naughty.
Beyond neurotic and quirky.
A huge fan of the f-bomb.
Carries a sterling silver cross for good luck.
And he’s more screwed up than most of his psych-patients.
Oh, and did I mention, he’s absolutely nothing like any Vampire you’ve ever seen? Especially the unique ways he feeds, but I won’t go and spoil that surprise. It’s just too much fun!
Crazy thing is, that doesn’t even skim the surface with what makes Conor so entertaining. His twisted thoughts—and witty banter with his hilarious friends—will have you laughing your ass off, even when you know you probably shouldn’t. Just don’t be surprised if in the very next chapter he has you crying in your Cheerios when he shares the deep dark parts of his tortured soul.
So grab a glass of wine—your favorite comfy clothes—and curl up with the perfect book boyfriend to send your emotions on a rollercoaster ride you’ll never forget. And let Dr. O’Malley’s rather unorthodox methods assist you in your journey towards achieving mental health.
If you dare!
THERAPY HAS NEVER BEEN SO TWISTED!
“Humor. Suspense. Romance. Heartache. Thrills. And shocking twists. Buckle up the straightjacket—you’re in for one hell of a crazy ride!” Karyn DeGiorgio, Word Forward Reviews
WARNING: If you’re looking for a traditional Vampire novel loaded with death and destruction, this probably isn’t the book for you. But if you’re in the mood for something quirky, straying outside the lines of the norm, give OBSESS MUCH? a try. I promise, you’ll be so glad you did. Just keep in mind, this isn’t a vampire novel. The fact that our neurotic doctor just happens to be one, is more a personality trait that makes his mental anguish even more entertaining.
(A modern day Interview With The Vampire meets Monk)
CONTENT RATING: R Yes, there are a few naughty scenes, but nothing raunchy. Just be warned our moody vamp does have a bit of a potty mouth.
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