Title: Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story
Publisher: Success in 100 Pages
Publication Date: 2019
Language: English
ISBN 10: 1947814869
ISBN 13: 9781947814868
Binding: Paperback
Condition: Very Good
Dust Jacket Condition: No Jacket
Weight: 0.35 pounds

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A self-help book for women who loathe self-help but really want to start helping themselves.

Sorry to start with bad news but...
Prince Charming doesn’t exist
Fairy Godmother is drunk.
Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.

So, where's the fairytale you were promised?

Hi, I’m Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy’s name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped.

Would you like a funny, fast-paced, in-your-face, expletive-laced, nothing held back read?

It turns out there is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close to creating your version of a HEA. The best part is, in life, you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to.

Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that’s why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. Sh*t is about to get real bitches…

Scroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine if that's your thing, and start reading!

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