PERPETUALLY LATE SHOW UNDATED STANDARD P

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like..."un-yeared." See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.

Dick Bruna (1927–2017) was a Dutch author, illustrator, and graphic designer best known for creating Miffy, the iconic white bunny. He wrote and illustrated over 100 children’s books, known for their simple lines, bold colors, and gentle stories.
Brass Monkey
Vintage-inspired Smartassery

Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.