Me + You (Paperback)

Brinna’s keeping a traumatic secret, one she’s trying to hold onto as she makes plans to graduate and move far from her tiny hometown. She’s twenty-eight, but her mother treats her like she’s fifteen. And if Aunt Lorraine asks one more time when Brinna is going to remarry, she might lose her mind.

Zach spends all his time in his head. It’s not easy being a genius. It’s even more difficult to stay rooted in the present when his thoughts are filled with endless calculations and future possibilities. The odds of finding a woman to ground him are a million-to-one. He should know, he’s done the math.

Thrown together in human sexuality class, they soon discover they're a good team. Brinna offers to teach Zach the perfect formula for attracting women and he solves her companionship problem.

Can Zach convince the once-bitten, twice-shy Brinna to give him a chance to prove their chemistry is good science? Or will their friendship turn out to be one giant miscalculation?


Black Cat x Cinnamon Roll, FWB, First Love, Doing it in the name of science, STEM rep, Reverse age gap, sex positivity, emotional scars.

Please check the content warnings. They can be found on the CW & Dedication page and in NOTE FROM AUTHOR further down on this page.

The Kindle version is available here: https://www.amazon.com/Me-You-College-Romance-1999-ebook/dp/B0GMPRPQ81

Mallory Glass enjoys creating worlds within worlds for her characters to explore. She writes for those who love to embrace a temporary escape from reality.When she's not engaged in vicarious angst over the antics of fictional characters, she digests too much media and suffers the antics of her hostile pet rabbit.Her debut novella, Stone Heart, was released March 2025 from Sloth & Envy Press. Mallory's college romance, Me + You, will be released in spring 2026. The follow up to Stone Heart will be published in late spring 2026.She lives in the Twin Cities, MN.Find her on Bluesky as @mglaz.bsky.social or email mglass@slothandenvy.com