You Tried (Paperback)

Todd Lyons

ISBN 10: 1069631701 / ISBN 13: 9781069631701

Published by Todd Richard Lyons, 2025

About this Item

Paperback. For emotionally inconsistent overachievers, burnt-out soft people, and anyone pretending to be fine. You meant to get your life together.You tried to heal, hustle, journal, meditate, optimize, exfoliate your trauma, and pivot into a "better you."It didn't work. That's okay.This book won't fix you either.What it will do is sit beside you-softly judging, gently spiralling, and offering comfort in the form of wildly specific lists, painfully relatable quizzes, fake motivational quotes, and guided visualizations that smell faintly of existential dread.Part self-help parody, part emotional survival guide, You Tried traces nine deeply unnecessary "stages of personal development" from denial to weaponized mediocrity. Along the way, it offers: Productivity rituals for people who never follow throughA fake diploma in Emotional Resilience(TM)Burnout BingoThe Spiral Survival Go-Bag(TM)Affirmations like "I am doing my best, and sometimes my best is medium".and an optional exit survey you'll fill out ironicallyWritten for anyone who's ever cried in a grocery store, Googled "how to be okay," or responded to a text with "LOL I'm fine," You Tried is a deeply human meditation on doing less, spiralling with style, and calling it growth.This is not a guide to success.It's a messy shrine to trying anyway. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: You Tried (Paperback)
• Publisher: Todd Richard Lyons
• Publication Date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1069631701
• ISBN 13: 9781069631701
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: new

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Synopsis

For emotionally inconsistent overachievers, burnt-out soft people, and anyone pretending to be fine. Updated, expanded, and revised for 2025.

You meant to get your life together.
You tried to heal, hustle, journal, meditate, optimize, exfoliate your trauma, and pivot into a “better you.”

It didn’t work. That’s okay.
This book won’t fix you either.

What it will do is sit beside you—softly judging, gently spiralling, and offering comfort in the form of wildly specific lists, painfully relatable quizzes, fake motivational quotes, and guided visualizations that smell faintly of existential dread.

Part self-help parody, part emotional survival guide, You Tried traces nine deeply unnecessary “stages of personal development” from denial to weaponized mediocrity. Along the way, it offers:

• Productivity rituals for people who never follow through
• A fake diploma in Emotional Resilience™
• Burnout Bingo
• The Spiral Survival Go-Bag™
• Affirmations like “I am doing my best, and sometimes my best is medium”
• …and an optional exit survey you’ll fill out ironically

Written for anyone who’s ever cried in a grocery store, Googled “how to be okay,” or responded to a text with “LOL I’m fine,” You Tried is a deeply human meditation on doing less, spiralling with style, and calling it growth.

This is not a guide to success.
It’s a messy shrine to trying anyway.