Pickle Index

Knife throwers. Ominous fortresses. Angry mimes.
Snack festivals. Morose contortionists. Guillotines.
Smiling journalists. Lonely young women. Lingering hope.
Incompetence. Desperation. Funny disguises.

Plus two hardcover books in a gold-encrusted slipcase, twenty full-color illustrations, and an unprecedented feat of interactive book design.


A hapless circus troupe tours the countryside of a downtrodden nation, trying to earn a living the best way they know even though their best isn't very good at all: a morose contortionist, a strongman who'd rather be miming, a lion tamer paired with an elderly dog, etc. Toward the end of a typically glum performance, Zloty Kornblatt, the troupe's ringmaster, accidentally blunders into a mockery of the nation's glorious leader. He doesn't even know why the sparse crowd is laughing, but they are and so he continues with the inadvertent satire, ending the show on a rare triumphant note.

The confused ringmaster is quickly captured, thrown into prison, and sentenced to death. The troupe must design an intricate prison-break built around their unique (and possibly useless) skills. Hijinks ensue, recounted with deadpan humor and flickering hope by Flora Bialy, Zloty’s understudy and our shy narrator.

Eli Horowitz is the coauthor of The Silent History, a digital novel;The Clock Without a Face, a treasure-hunt mystery; and Everything You Know Is Pong, an illustrated cultural history of table tennis. Previously, he was the managing editor and then publisher of McSweeney’s; his design work has been honored byI.D., Print, and the American Institute of Graphic Arts. He lives in Northern California.