Paperback. What if the best judge of your love life had four paws and serious trust issues? Elliot Reyes has a long history of questionable romantic decisions. Thankfully, his Jack Russell Terrier, Theo, has a near-perfect record when it comes to spotting bad men. At this point, Theo is less beloved pet and more unlicensed relationship consultant, personally invested in screening applicants. So when Theo doesn't immediately reject someone new, Elliot makes the dangerous mistake of feeling hopeful. Which, historically, has not gone well. But between chaotic best friends, disastrous dates, and Elliot's own remarkable talent for emotional overthinking, love may still be easier to sabotage than find. Please Consult the Dog is a funny, heartfelt romantic comedy about terrible choices, unexpected connection, and trusting the one voice that never lies. even when it barks. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Title: Please Consult The Dog (Paperback)
Publisher: Independently Published
Publication Date: 2026
Language: English
ISBN 13: 9798198824324
Binding: Paperback
Condition: new

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What if the best judge of your love life had four paws and serious trust issues?

Elliot Reyes has a long history of questionable romantic decisions. Thankfully, his Jack Russell Terrier, Theo, has a near-perfect record when it comes to spotting bad men.

At this point, Theo is less beloved pet and more unlicensed relationship consultant, personally invested in screening applicants.

So when Theo doesn’t immediately reject someone new, Elliot makes the dangerous mistake of feeling hopeful. Which, historically, has not gone well.

But between chaotic best friends, disastrous dates, and Elliot’s own remarkable talent for emotional overthinking, love may still be easier to sabotage than find.

Please Consult the Dog is a funny, heartfelt romantic comedy about terrible choices, unexpected connection, and trusting the one voice that never lies... even when it barks.

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