A 40 Point Guide to Peeing in New York (Paperback)

Paperback. In hilarious words and uncensored original drawings, Mr.Tempus tells you-man or woman, young or old-how you cantake care of bodily business, get away with it, and actuallyhave some fun doing it.In his irreverent A 40 Point Guide to Peeing in New York, Tempus reveals the sophisticated New Yorkers secrets tousing automobiles and mailboxes as shields, taking advantageof construction scaffolds and raincoats, and employingconversation with imaginary friends as covers. The instructionsare clear as a bell and each of the 40 points is accompaniedwith one of Tempus's nonpareil drawings. This book will havepeople laughing and peeing for a long time to come! "Hilariour! This is one funny little book. If you're a New Yorker like me, you'll recognize the peeing zones in the book. A real treat for anyone strolling around Manhattan." Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability.