Everybody Porks: A Humorous Guide to the Birds and Bees for Parents and Their Inquisitive Children

Where do babies come from? This is a question that every parent will receive from their children at some point. Everybody Porks is a raucous trip through the birds and the bees, which answers that question with humor, heart, and a few double entendres for good measure. Like other humorous/parody children’s books, Everybody Porks is a perfect fit for parents who need a good laugh after reading the same children’s book to their little ones over and over (and over).

Follow Baby Pig and Mamma Pig through a vast and hilarious menagerie of friends across the Animal Kingdom as Momma Pig explains just exactly where babies come from, with some truly wild examples.

Everybody Porks is intended for ... well, everyone! It hopes to join the long line of wonderfully funny, satirical children’s books like A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo, Go the ‘F to Sleep, or P is for Pterodactyl, which can both entertain parents endlessly, while also being educational for their inquisitive little ones.

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• "Soon to be the go-to baby shower book (maybe even bridal shower)! Definitely recommend".
• "The book is a perfectly light-hearted way to explore a very difficult question that thankfully my toddler hasn’t asked yet."
  
• "Hilariously clever never misses a beat with the rhyme. Cheetah quote was my favorite. This reference will be used for years to come."
• "So funny, perfect for a baby shower gift, or gift for new parents, or any parent really!"