The Presidential Dickerbook: Extended Edition

The Presidential Dickerbook is the only adult stickerbook revealing the biggest boners and dick moves of every president, from George Washington to Donald Trump!

Inside you'll find 45 cartoon dick stickers, one for each president. Can you match the penis with the POTUS? James K. Polk provoked war with Mexico. He gets a cannon dick. Bill Clinton "played around" with a White House intern. He gets a saxophone-playing dick. James Garfield feuded with Senator Conkling. His dick looks like Garfield the cat, because duh. So stick it to the presidents, it's your patriotic duty!

Patrick Baker is a writer and history enthusiast from Raleigh, North Carolina who once carried a cannonball through airport security. He writes for Cartoon Network's Regular Show. He has also written for MTV, Comedy Central, AOL, and NPR. Patrick is a writer and performer at the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles, where he once wrote a sketch making fun of BuzzFeed that landed him a job at BuzzFeed.

Elan Trinidad is a Los Angeles area cartoonist and animator. He was nominated for a 2009 Eisner for Best Webcomic, and currently works on an animated show that teaches kids to buy its toys.