THE RAT PAPERS: Leaked and Almost Completely Redacted

This is the LEAKED AND ALMOST FULLY REDACTED copy of “THE RAT PAPERS “. Contained within is the sworn testimony of Benedict, perhaps our greatest Traitor, or Hero. You decide. You will learn about the pack of highly-intelligent New York City Rats who, with the help of some odd-ball human mercenaries, have connived to take control of the “Civilized” world – and how their plot almost failed.

Some might say what is told here reveals a Dystopian version of our world. Of course, this depends upon which world you are residing in at present. In the past, you might have heard: “What will be, will be.” …And “It is what it is.” However, THE RAT PAPERS will tell you “What will be is what it is.” …And why you better be prepared to duck.

Chris Metzger was born in the backseat of a car - and his life became even more enjoyable after that. He was an average student, a Stockbroker, an aspiring Entrepreneur, a questionable Stand-up Comic, a Columnist (newspaper & magazine), an unproduced Play-write, a frequently rejected Movie-script writer, a Novelist - you name it. Every experience he has had - win, lose or draw - has led to his channeling and writing THE RAT PAPERS. He has two children, Christopher and Morgan - who are no longer children; 'progeny' would be a better word. He has lived with six bulldogs over the years, spent most of his adult life in Manhattan - and now lives in Tuscany with his wife, Pam. He likes almost everyone he has met; but has deep reservations about the Human Race. More than anything else, he is a Story-teller.