The Real Republican Dictionary (Paperback)

Paperback. You already know republicans are mean. Now find out what they mean. This is a hilarious pocket-sized dictionary debunking and decoding the buzzwords, double meanings, and downright lies of the world's favourite right-wing lunatics. Robert Lasner cuts through the high-falutin' rhetoric and verbal contradictions of the Republican Party in this brilliantly funny primer for anyone who has ever listened to President Bush and wondered, "Just what the hell is he talking about?" A plain-talking Codex to the linguistic gymnastics of the leader of the free world, "The Real Republican Dictionary" is the perfect antidote to the months of backtracking, double-stepping and bare-faced denial that English speakers everywhere have been forced to put up with since the infamous "Dubyah" was voted into office. Featuring almost 200 hundred definitions, numerous illustrations, and a revised Bill of Rights (altered to more accurately reflect the current political climate), "The Real Republican Dictionary" offers, finally, an alternate reality to Republican rhetoric - a reality that those in the non-fantasy-based community like to call "then truth".The definitions include: "insurgency" - those who hate us for our freedom (and invading their countries and stealing their oil); "science" - Liberal myths like global warming and evolution that have been clearly disproved by Biblical fact; and, "voting" - the inalienable democratic right of every citizen to have their non-Republican vote invalidated on a technicality. A funny pocket-sized dictionary debunking and decoding the buzzwords, double meanings, and lies of the right-wing lunatics. The author cuts through the rhetoric and verbal contradictions of the Republican Party in this funny primer for those who has listened to President Bush and wondered, just what the hell is he talking about? Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…