The Retrosexual Manual: How to Be a Real Man

What is a retrosexual? The opposite of a namby-pamby metrosexual—those contemporary men who are unsure if she's a girl, woman, lady, or a Ms.; who mince along to book clubs trying to score a quiet reader who's a screamer in the sack; and who are tongue-tied when handed it on a plate. Because what a woman wants is a real man—the hairier, louder, and more dominant the better. It's time to go back to basics—back to when men were men and women made breakfast the morning after. This book is a celebration of it all. Relationships are covered, and the dangers of sliding from caveman to Ikea shopper. Where to find her, how to get her, and how to have sex with her—it's all here. Examples are given of great retrosexual men throughout history, from Errol Flynn to Ray Winstone; as well as such anti-retrosexual horrors as nancy boys and equal opportunity legislation.