Getting Rid of Matthew

Fallon, Jane

ISBN 10: 1401340792 / ISBN 13: 9781401340797

Published by Hyperion, 2008

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
• Publisher: Hyperion
• Publication Date: 2008
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1401340792
• ISBN 13: 9781401340797
• Binding: paperback
• Condition: Good
• Dimensions: 0W x 13.2H x 20.3D centimeters 0 centimeters width by 13.2 centimeters height by 20.3 centimeters depth

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Synopsis

What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore.... PLAN A Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.... PLAN B Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile). Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong... Getting Rid of Matthew isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan...

About the Author

Jane Fallon is multi-award winning TV producer in England with hit shows including This Life and Teachers which have also been shown on BBC America. The US version of Teachers is currently airing on NBC. She lives in Central London. It doesn't hurt that she is the longtime girlfriend of Ricky Gervais, creator of the hit series, The Office (and now a Hyperion author).