The Rodent Playbook (Paperback)

Paperback. They've Outwitted Traps. They've Outsmarted Exterminators. And Now. They've Written a Book.Discovered in the floorboards of an abandoned house by a baffled exterminator, this shocking manuscript provides an unprecedented, first-hand look into the mind of one of the most cunning creatures on the planet: the rat. Written by an anonymous rodent mastermind, this jaw-dropping survival guide reveals the sneaky tactics, escape plans, and home infiltration strategies that have allowed rats to outmaneuver humanity for centuries.Inside these pages, you'll uncover: How rats effortlessly slip past even the most secure homes (spoiler: your walls are basically a freeway)The psychological warfare tactics they use to make you second-guess your sanityTheir boldest escape plans, including legendary narrow escapes from brooms, traps, and household petsWhy they view your home as an all-inclusive resort-and how to finally check them out for goodThis book wasn't meant to be read by human eyes. It was meant to be hidden. But now, for the first time, we have an inside look at the enemy's battle plans-a glimpse into the greatest pest conspiracy ever recorded.Will this knowledge give us the upper hand in the eternal war against rodent invaders? Or. have we just unleashed our own undoing?Read at your own risk. The rats may be watching. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…