Rule #47: Never Reveal Your True Identity

It’s a story about ambition. It’s a story about dreams. It’s a story about you. Yes – YOU! Written from the perspective of Tom, a mentally disabled real life superhero, the story traces his pursuit of love and happiness in a world he hardly fits into. Join him and become a fellow comrade, and embark on a journey that will have you feeling elevated, inflated, and haphazardly enlightened, all the while scratching your own skull, asking yourself, “What the –” more than a few times.

Born and bred on Chicago's South Side, in the mystical land of Beverly, Anthony Pandolfi spends his time equally divided between drinking excessive amounts of coffee, Guinness, watching "The Departed" on repeat, and defending freedom. He is a recent graduate of Marquette University with a degree in politics. He knows nothing about politics. Most importantly, he holds weekly book signings at Keegan's Pub on Tuesday nights in Chicago, which you should go to. The book signings, of course. On Tuesday nights. At Keegan's. They're pretty cool. And stuff.