Salmmy (The Crescent)

At the point where hard-boiled detective fiction meets talking animals is a cafe. In that cafe there is most likely Salmmy. He spends most days drinking coffee and avoiding doing anything, but when the fate of the world, more or less, hangs in the balance he reluctantly sets down the mug and picks up his gun.

Ahoy hoy, Some people call me Tim... most actually, now that I think about it... I spent several years doing all manner of technical and quite frankly boring things that people begged me to stop talking about before losing my mind and running away from home. Having almost no idea what I was doing and a unique talent for finding the worst possible way to do things taught me a lot about repairing electronics in my former life so I applied those same skills to traveling, I ended up sleeping on train station steps and wandering through caves with no idea where I was. Somewhere along the line I got a laptop and started writing books along with my travel blog WWW.BINDLESTIFF.CA