Sam and Larry's Cosmic Adventures: The Lizard Loophole

LARRY FINALLY HAS THE CORNER OFFICE. TOO BAD IT’S MADE OF SOLID ROCK.

After saving the universe from a budget-obsessed villain in the Dyson Sphere, Larry the Lizard is looking for a little recognition. He’s tired of being the "liability" and has officially promoted himself to executive consultant. But when the Cosmic Cruiser crashes into a planet of hyper-anxious bureaucrats known as the Middle-Managers, Larry gets more than he bargained for.

The locals don't see a talking lizard in a Hawaiian shirt. They see the Grand Auditor—a legendary deity sent to judge their unfiled paperwork.

While Larry is carried off to a throne made of filing cabinets to pass "Executive Decrees" like Taco Tuesday, Sam O’Malley is stuck in the dirt. To the managers, Sam is just the "intern"—the guy who fetches the coffee and fills out Form 88-Delta in triplicate just to open the engine bay.

But a new threat is trending. Vazzle, a galactic influencer with a million-strong following and a lethal "brand strategy," has arrived to stage a hostile takeover of the planet. Now, Sam must use his new, unpredictable silver Progenitor hand to perform "miracles" from the shadows, ensuring Larry wins a high-stakes "Consult-Off" before they are both permanently filed away.

In a world of red tape and ancient audits, the only way out is a golden parachute.
"Book 7 of 10 in the Sam and Larry Chronicles"