How to Satisfy Your Woman Every Time: The Straight Guy's Guide to Housework and Good Grooming

This fun and quirky guide is a must-have for every man wanting to bring utter satisfaction to his special lady. The ultimate handbook for men everywhere, How to Satisfy Your Woman Everytime teaches guys household management tips and tricks for becoming a sexy domestic god. Men will learn chore no-nos and how-tos for cleaning, entertaining, and maintaining the home, as well as first aid and safety tips. Step-by-step illustrations and instructions cover each area of the home. Chore charts and housework checklists make the domestic tour of duty a cinch. How often should he clean the bath? What is the right way to iron a shirt? How does one carve a chicken? How does the washing machine work? How to Satisfy Your Woman Everytime explains it all. Now all men can bring their women complete pleasure everyday - in the bedroom, the living room, the dining room and before guests arrive. She'll tingle with delight when he shows her what he can really do!

Offering such advice as "If toenails are between the sheets, romance won't be," this housework and hygiene guide for guys certainly starts off on the right foot. Catered to the truly clueless male, this comprehensive manual presents step-by-step instructions on how to maintain each room of the home and tackle such diverse tasks as carving a chicken and caring for houseplants. Helpful charts assist readers in making daily, weekly, monthly and yearly plans of action, but even the cheerfully colorful illustrations cannot mask the fact that these authors are fanatical about housework. Women who long for tidier men may balk at a boyfriend who insists on airing the bed every day or a husband who washes out the garbage bin each time he takes out the trash, and hygiene suggestions such as moisturizing one's feet with mashed fruit lend the book an air of the absurd. Still, those who persevere will come away with useful advice on how to make their loved one's life a little easier and a whole lot cleaner.
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